viernes, 8 de mayo de 2009

MILF

If we only guide ourselves by the exact meaning of the term MILF, I could only talk about it from the point of view of a man. But I will take the chance and also try to write from the MWLF (Mothers who like to be fucked) point of view, or should I wait until the “Cougars” attack?
It is not my intention with this text to say this is the only truth about this new age thing, but what I will show you is the pespective of a guy who is already fucking a mother.

What are we guys looking for? What are these mothers looking for? Should I say sex with no commitment? Should I say… (5 second pause) first non fake orgasm in years?, or should I think only about wild sex with an “experienced” lady? Are these women looking for something “outside the box”? Maybe one, maybe all, may be more are correct, but what im sure that there is a phsicological background behind this, and I hope I does n’t have anything to do with the edhipo complex.

But lets stop talking about the unknown and continue with one of my tons of stories with this Mother I like to Fuck.

She is a mother of three, tall, blonde hair, light blue eyes, thin but with great body (also hoping she gets her boob jobe done…), funny , very well educated, business type of woman (always rushing… which sometimes is good, if you know what a quicky means) but what is most important, she is great in bed, and outside the bed two.

Talking about what she does outside the bedroom… one night we where having so much fun at a party of “The Palm Beach Film Festival” in Boca Raton, Florida. Where was the party? Open your mind for a little bit and let it fly… Top Roof of a nice building, very cool people, nice guys, hot women, free food and what is more relevant… free alcohol. She doesn’t drink which is fine for me, but I did have a couple (might be lying) of margaritas, and two (I don’t remember) glasses of white wine. After socializing for a while, we both needed to go to the restroom, but to tell you the truth, I could have gone behind something, but as a gentleman I am, I walked her to the ladies bathroom which, for our surprise, was closed, we (not to say she) were quite in a hurry so we entered this fancy restaurant which was right next to the building. Before she got in, she said and I quote: “would you like to get in?” I should say that the alcohol I drunk was enough not to doubt so I just follow her. It was empty and she could not pee with me in the same “booth” so I went to another one and we both called to mother nature. I then moved, moved? Yes, it was me and all my hardgood…, to her booth and we start kissing like a first timers, and then happened what it was supposed to happened… Nooooo!!!!! Stop about thinking sex, two women got into the bathroom and for the first time I found the “holy” secret. What do women talked when they go together into a bathroom? They mostly talk about what is bulshit for us. No sports, no alcohol, no women stuff, just bulshit. BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. We could hardly retain our laugh. When they “left the building” we burst into laugh and we finally could begin our business. She was wearing a skirt which made things easier and let me tell you something, it was one of the best quikies I’ve ever had. She is definetely a Mother I Like to Fuck.

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